Non-Peak Poem Fragment #1

Al Gore, Greenhouse Gases
Without a Laxative, little passes

Rhythm method, Latin masses
Pass the plate and enjoy the lashes

Out of Gas, dirty Air
At least we don't watch Sonny and Cher

Pontius Pilate and Bob Barker
Color the Igloos with Magic Markers

Girls with Large Asses
Seldom worry about glasses