From a spaceship, 10 miles above earth
You can't see much below
except an asshole.
Big as a crater.
Like the one from an astroid
that made the Dinosaurs extinct.
He cuts in front of cars on I-95
driving to South Beach.
to the night clubs
where he invites love and
finds group alienation.
Do not be an asshole,
The business sages say
if you want to manage people.
But how many assholes have you known?
A million?
They manage.
Other than assholes,
I am angry with the Adult film industry.
Not for the vulgar images.
But for the language used showing
disrespect for the general area where life begins.
For example, I heard them refer to a clitoris
As a cookie.
Saturday, July 14, 2007
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>I heard them refer to a clitoris
>As a cookie.
Recalling with uncanny fidelity the prophetic cry of the analytic philosopher Fred Durst, of the philosophic circle Limp Bisquick, from its 1999 worldwide smash ''Nookie'', an apparent hymn to the Nordic god of the cellphone Nookia -
''(chorus) (2x)
i did it all for the nookie (come on) the nookie (come on)
so you can take that cookie and stick it up your (yeah)
stick it up your (yeah) stick it up your (yeah)
stick it up your [&c. - scott3362]
http://www.lyrics007.com/Limp%20Bizkit%20Lyrics/Nookie%20Lyrics.html
Now if you Peak Oilers will excuse me, I'm going down to thebog and warm my feet with my friend that poor old sod Mr. Aqualung...dededede...dedededededede...
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