Wednesday, July 11, 2007

Limerick #2

Hello voters, my name is Chris Dodd
My supporters are sometimes called clods
They know I can't win
its sink and not swim
If hopelessness is fashionable, then I'd be a Mod.

(alternate ending:

My campaign couldn't catch lightening if I were a Rod

1 comment:

Scott Lahti said...

>My campaign couldn't catch lightening if I were a Rod

But Oh, if he were *A-rod*, wot lightning would throw itself at his (e)very feat...